Skydiving without a parachute is a once in a lifetime experience.
— Captain Obvious (@CaptainObvious) November 29, 2014
You can always tell someone is lying when what they’re saying isn’t true.
— Captain Obvious (@CaptainObvious) May 11, 2015
If the shoe fits, it’s the right size.
— Captain Obvious (@CaptainObvious) May 22, 2015
If your eyes are bigger than your stomach, you have severe physical deformities.
— Captain Obvious (@CaptainObvious) May 10, 2015
Redwoods are the tallest trees in the world. They get this way by growing higher than any other type of tree.
— Captain Obvious (@CaptainObvious) March 6, 2015
The only thing that’s going to stop Kentucky is a team that plays better than them. #MarchMadness
— Captain Obvious (@CaptainObvious) March 29, 2015